The Hong Kong Government loves the versatile Latin word “cum”.
In case you haven’t figured it out yet, “cum” means “and” or “with”, and when the local authorities can’t figure out a good way to describe something that has multiple functions, they will simply use the word “cum”.
Accompanied by local politicians and youngsters, he toured an old mining village and shared stories about the miners’ history.But that lesson still hasn’t stopped the government from continuing to use the word, to the delight of immature Hongkongers (obviously, that does not include us).The government proudly announced the “Ma On Shan old mine experience tour cum sharing with youth” in a press release on March 27.And, for those of you who have already discovered sustained peace in your sex lives, just take this entire series as a reason to never, ever, ever fuck a writer. We exchanged numbers, and after a particularly flaky month on my end, we finally decided to hang out. And at this point, the momentum to just ignore it wasn’t there. Not even a Wes Anderson joint, but something you might see as part of a museum exhibit before you head to the dinosaur section. He invited me to a bar in Manhattan; and I have to say, since we both lived in Brooklyn at the time, this should have been red flag number one. I checked everything out in the meantime—the bar seems cool enough, but it’s really, really dark. I was also enjoying the liquor here, even though it was overpriced for the quality and amount. I won’t mention that I was paying for my own drinks in a bar in Manhattan I was invited to by this guy because that would be petty. Immediately, I tried to find a way to get out of having sex. Weekly updates about all the pop culture, race & politics, Bougie Black People™ shit, and other grand tomfoolery we cover here on VSB.
The last year of my life has been a whirlwind of good fortune—research grants, meeting awesome new people, graduation, new job, and a lot of other stuff that’s mainly related to uncomfortably sexual experiences with food I can’t really afford.